eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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ipoog: do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

greatwhiteprivilege:

  • don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
  • don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
  • don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
  • don’t
  • don’t
  • don’t

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blackstarvevo: dirkerdoodles: shoopei: look at the kittens these are turtles
dietchola:  we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

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msjewbooty:

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

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kansass:

kansass:

im trying to fry an egg can we make a prayer circle in hopes that i dont burn down the house

oh my god is is supposed to bubble?????

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